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Hello Live Journal world!

I’ve been away only a short time but it feels longer. Spring break passed in a whirlwind, although at the time it too seemed much longer… 


Fort building with Mom – my hideout for much of Spring Break

Other highlights in my world:

  •  Regan (my laptop) and I compromised. I pretend she isn’t possessed by evil forces intent on destroying my world, and she continues to inexplicably freeze or shut down just when I need her most. OK, not much of compromise, but I’m afraid of her. She knows I hope to replace her. She’s seething.
  •  Women’s Health magazine featured several six-word memoirs from Not Quite What I was Planning, and guess who the editors included? Yay! They created fabulous artwork for my memoir. Check out the April issue, page 94. I tell you, seeing this was even a bigger thrill than finding out I’d been chosen to be in the book. The editors read it, got it, and celebrated it. *happy sigh*
  • No. 1 son turned 11. 

    He’s growing into quite the future man.
  •  No. 2 son built a worm farm. 

    Isn’t he entrepreneurial? 
     
  • My wifi router died, another reason I’m not online often.
  • I’ve had tons and tons of freelance work, which is much needed because… 
  • Husband and I finally bought a king-sized bed! 

Picture this: A six-foot tall reverberating snorer. A six-year old sleep talker who flails. Me contorted in the middle. All three on an incredibly shrinking, eighteen-year-old double mattress. I usually awoke to numb arms and multiple aches because I couldn’t move.

 

No longer, my friends. I’m still stuck in the middle, but I have room to languidly move arms and legs at will. The snores seem farther away, as does the morning breath, and the dervish that is No. 2 son asleep causes nary a blip during my slumber.

 

Granted the oversized– and did I mention pillow-top? — bed in our late 1930s bungalow means we have about 32 inches on two sides of the bed and about 38 at the end for furniture and traffic flow. But who cares when we’re finally getting sleep! Well-worth dealing with Regan and no wi-fi for another several months.

 

On the horizon: A book launch celebration for [info]elizabethcbunce  this Friday! A writing powwow Saturday afternoon with

and

! KU in the Final Four! The Police with Elvis Costello in May! 

Must return to freelance work. The credit card statement that includes the bed and new bedding purchases arrived yesterday. Shudder. Happy Spring, all!

 

 

 

I’m a best-seller!!

 Well, me and a thousand others. Not Quite What I Was Planning made the NY Times Top-10 list. It’s the closest I’ll likely ever come to hitting the big time, so Whoo hoo!

Summarize your life in six words

Today Harper Perennial released Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure. You can find pithy contributions from Ned Vizzini (page 121), Gregg Easterbrook (page 117),  Aimee Mann (page 73), Harold Ramis (page 92) my own (page 68) and my two favorites by Joanna Sheehan (page 105) and HarperCollins editor Kate Hamill (page 211) . 

Other contributers include Stephen Colbert (page 137), Amy Sedaris (page 41), Daniel Handler (page 176), Nora Ephron (page 162), Joyce Carol Oats (page 128), Jonathan Letham (page 65), Deepak and Gotham Chopra (page 15), and more Famous and hundreds of wonderfully Obscure. Enjoy!

My debut as a memoirist

Last November I entered a contest for SMITH Magazine.

Based on Hemingway’s story in six words (“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”), the contest was to summarize your life in six words. They picked several hundred memoirists to feature in a book.

And I was chosen.

Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure will be released Feb. 5, 2008 through HarperPerennial. I of course am Obscure, but among the Famous are Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Joyce Carol Oats, Moby and Jonathan Lethem. And since I know you want to, preorder your copy here!

(do you think this qualifies me for Class of 2K8? No? Oh well, maybe I’ll make the class of 2K10, or 2K11, or 2K12…)